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Technology / Social Networking Making privacy a thing of the past.

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shared plans for the headquarters · just now

We're making some changes around HQ.

After years of asking employees to express themselves through mandatory lanyards, Lifeinvader is finally opening the doors to a more personal headquarters.

Soon, the executive floor can be rebuilt around the way you run the company—from the walls and workspace to the places your staff pretend to collaborate. Choose the look. Shape the office. Make the network feel like yours.

Lifeinvader executive lounge overlooking Los Santos
PLEASE EXCUSE OUR PROGRESS YOUR OFFICE.
YOUR RULES.
Concept development and workplace design consultation by Jaydenwasd Studios.
Lifeinvader open-office renovation preview
Executive workspace
Lifeinvader headquarters atrium at sunset
Headquarters atmosphere
Contractors have been asked to preserve the servers, the espresso machine, and any evidence not covered by our retention policy. Renovations begin soon.
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Jaydenwasd Finally. The executive floor needed a little more personality.

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posted an opportunity · 2 days ago

POSITION AVAILABLE CHIEF
EXECUTIVE
INVADER

One empty chair. Two million stakeholders. Zero private meetings.

We are looking for a new CEO.

The chair is empty, the board is restless, and somebody keeps approving beanbags. Lifeinvader is seeking a visionary operator prepared to lead the world's most public private company into its next era.

Ideal candidates possess excellent judgment, flexible ethics, reliable transportation, and at least one successful hostile takeover.

Submit your hostile takeover
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shared a company statement

Jay Norris, founder of Lifeinvader
IN MEMORY OF JAY
NORRIS FOUNDER · VISIONARY · DISRUPTOR

A statement from Lifeinvader.

We are deeply saddened by the loss of our founder, Jay Norris. Jay believed everyone deserved to be seen, heard, tagged, indexed, and sold a slightly more relevant pair of shoes.

His vision made us a family. His terms of service made that family legally binding. We will continue building the open, connected future he imagined.

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posted a system update · 4 months ago

Scheduled maintenance is complete.

Our servers were offline for four minutes while we installed more blinking lights. We are pleased to report that 99.8% of your memories remain exactly where you left them.

The other 0.2% are now memories for someone in Hawick. Thank you for your patience.

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Lamar Davis which one of yall got my memories then

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celebrated a milestone · 7 months ago

Two million people are now stalking Lifeinvader.

That is more friends than anyone should have and exactly enough behavioral data to predict what Los Santos wants for lunch. Thank you for sharing everything with us—especially the things you deleted.

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